Here are 10 jokes about quarter life crisis to get you started:


1. "I'm having a quarter-life crisis, but I can't afford a sports car or a tropical vacation, so I just binge-watch Netflix."

2. "I'm in my mid-twenties and I'm already having a quarter-life crisis. I thought I'd have at least until 30 to figure out my life."

3. "I'm experiencing a quarter-life crisis and I'm starting to think that high school was the peak of my life."

4. "I'm having a quarter-life crisis and my biggest worry is that my mom was right about everything."

5. "I'm going through a quarter-life crisis and I realized that adulting is just a series of disappointments and paying bills."

6. "I'm having a quarter-life crisis and my therapist said I need to find my 'inner adult'. I'm not sure where to start."

7. "I'm going through a quarter-life crisis and I'm starting to think that avocado toast is the only thing that brings me joy."

8. "I'm having a quarter-life crisis and I'm considering going back to school. Except I have no idea what I want to study."

9. "I'm experiencing a quarter-life crisis and I'm starting to wonder if my 10-year-old self would be proud of me."

10. "I'm having a quarter-life crisis and I've realized that my biggest accomplishment so far is making it this far without getting arrested."


Hope these jokes bring you some laughs during your quarter-life crisis!